No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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