: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Randomize
