his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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