Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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