ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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