Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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