Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I'm really busy with my period
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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