I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
