That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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