I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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