At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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