He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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