oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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