I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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