that's an acceptable place to lick
my sisters under your porch take her home
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Randomize
