Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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