Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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