Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Randomize
