Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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