Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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