Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Sponge bath it is.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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