i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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