We should be called the Road Head Warriors
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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