We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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