Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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