so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
