There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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