i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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