I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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