R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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