I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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