Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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