miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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