OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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