Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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