ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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