im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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