Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
