all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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