Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
