Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
