do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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