Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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