Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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