I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
The police scanner is talking about you again....
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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