If i come over, it means nothing
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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