Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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