Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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