So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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