I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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